you: you have 16 days left to find me a job that is not in cincinnati
me: i am hungry, but if i try to cook right now i might burn myself
you: you should be writing me a love note right about now, because you are, in fact, in love with me
me: i will be in cincinnati this weekend tearing it up with my friends
you: you will be somewhere else, undoubtedly having less fun though you had more raw potential to work with
me: i am the forkgirl
you: you are someone who reads my blog obsessively because you always longed to have a fork collection but your moms thought it was too dangerous
me: i am cupcake famous thanks to ariel waldman
you: actually, i'm done with you. check out me:
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